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Subject: Kenyans and Classic 105
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timo2 27.07.11 - 12:35pm
Youd be surprised to know and read about some of the SMSes that Kenyans send to Maina and Kingangi in the morning on Classic 105.If the calls shtua or surprise you then this will paralyse you.A few days back,a certain mjamaa hacked into Classics system and retrieved some of the more than 50 messages and posted them on the net.Grab ur pop corn and enjoy these dramatic SMSes retrieved from Classic 105s database..... *
timo2 27.07.11 - 12:35pm
Topic today was partying without panties. Why do ladies go nuts whenever they see celebs?Classic fm. Maina its not our fault u guys drive us craizie na if u mix wid manyege wat cant we do? Luv u guys
Fally Ipupa ni msupuu. I didn't remove my pant but had an by imagining him in me............. I didn't misbehave that much.
Mornng maina & mwalimu, i was @ mike murimi mugithi wth bibi wa bro wngu. nilimwona akijitia kidole halafu akalamba na akaonyesha murimi! All the ladies were doing it. Karibu nikufe na heart atak.
Maina! Wanawake wana wazimu, mwingine alirushia husband yangu panti yake kwa uso tukiwa lunch wimpy! Na huzzo akaiweka kwa mfuko. Nilifeel mbaya.
Maina, I hiked a lady neighbor-senior admin UNEP. Frm the blues she told me 'am in red thongs', unziped n asked me if i could run my fingers
- A few from the archives
Hi maina.i couldnt contribute on y'days topic coz i was wth my hubby who soils & urinates on hmself mpaka ndani ya viatu akilewa.pls ask such men wat goes on in thea minds b4 & afta such deeds.wats thea xcuse?do they gve a d*mn abt th family feelings?pls i need 2kno.Dont call me now.he is asleep. Ameingia kwa keja 5am. LENA
maina, mine is terrible-he has nothin, haja soma-yani my peroz and family dont penda him-I wish I road tested him first coz after kumuoa, I found out ako na kitu kama ya mtoi. am s*xually starved-pals tell me to get buddy, , av thought of goin gay yani the options are still comin-i am absolutely single and willing to mingle though married-love you guys
Hi, maina cal me if u find time. I walked into my house only to find my husband having s*x with his younger sister. Akaniuliza havent you heard of privacey. Im confused. Gday
Maina,my boyfrnd who is maried wants 2 funguwa my boot na hajawahi funguwa ya bibi yake.pls help mi cz istl lov him.mary 4rm kisii.
Mina its just naturall a woman can make love with more than 3 men in one day so long as u know how to take a shower well no man will ever know. Me I must get it from our tea boy at work juu ni msupuu, a mechanic who operates in the plot next to jobo and a neighbors son when hes on holiday. Na bado mzee wngu kant notice.
Hi maina, am screwed daily b4 i get home, i get 2 the house take a bath and if my man wants i'll give it 2 him ave aborted 2wice nd he's nvr known. From Milli
Classic H! MaUna n mwalim am munaa frm mbs n am in luv with my father in law n am 26 yrs his 57yrs n i luv him more than my hasband. Weve been sleeping with him tangu my first yr in marriage. Ako na kitu kubwa!
Classic 105, Hi maina, mine was worse coz my mum's boyfriend alifanya juu chini tulale pamoja, and he succeeded kumbe he turned out to be HIV positive. Nimeregret sana.
Hi Maina,i was married, I cookd 4him variety of food,respectd him,na palepale,i was da driver.He askd m 4 a3rd party,n brought her as he wishes.He statd beating m up,akaninyima my right place of s*x coz he wntd ma !Men cnt b satisfied wit 1woman
Ma husbands libido is veri low.Marrd 3yrs now and have neva seen his goods only by accdent. Now its 3mnths snc we had s*x. We have bcam a Bro an a sis. Am suffering s*xualy wat do i do.But am hapi in al other areas
Maina todays discussion has to be longer,we are miserable women..we end up having affairs with relatives...help us. Like now am sleeping with my first cousin...wambui
Hi Maina. Been in a rut too .Married 4 the last 24 yrs to this ngombe. Love was alive for only the first year then we became hse mates. It's too bad mpaka he can't rise to the occasion for me. And hes also tiny. So imagine a small thing that cant wake up. Pathetic!
This lady has being using my husbands 4ne when they r 2gether in bed telng mi 2listen hw sweet my husband is en then she screams. God wht im i sapposed 2do.
Nothing wrong with a woman who can control her drinking like me. My hubby is a drunk who cant control his drinking. Alikuja sato morning high akakojoa ndani ya wardrobe badala ya choo yet he keeps saying am the drunk! Karo
Dnt be stupid Maina...I have a woman who drinks n she is generally n extremely dirty, first her genitals! Beer aint good 4 women... am tired of being woken up at 3am four times a week kumfungulia. Last week I refused to open and found her in the watchmans kibanda in the morning on my way to work. Ive kept wondering if she gave him.
Maina morning am a drinker n trust me i hv never ceased to be a gud mother to my 3 kids n wife to ma hubbi. The fact that naweza maliza 2 bottles of viceroy in one night doesnt make me a bad mother! Jana nilikunywa 3 quarters juu kulikuwa Sunday.
So maina what if she drinks and doesnt come home and doesnt want to be asked where she is? Mine went out on Friday jioni and akarudi jana morning. Nikamuuliza ikakuwa vita. We have 3 yr old twins. Naogopa ukali wake.
Hi Maina,salimia King'ang'i. Maina,wachana na hao wanasema ati bibi asilewe. My wife drinks,I don't. Na mimi humpeleka kwa bar namwacha huko akitosheka ananipigia ama an*letwa na rafikfi zake. Only one day I was worried. Alinipigia akiwa florida 5am and her friends walikuwa wamemwacha. Apart from that day, I see no issues with her enjoy a drink.
Hi Maina, am irene 24 yrs. I was involved with a catholic priest . He took me from my rural home and rented a hse 4 me . akaleta brother yake akanilazimisha nilale nayeye. Sikujua alikuwa anapenda pia. When I refused kuwatch nayeye akanifukuza. Plz help me kol him juu hachukui simu zangu.
Maina, his weight bothers me coz it affects palepale imagine ana choka haraka sana and he drips streams of sweat!na style zingine hawezi! Every time we do it, am worried atakufa juu yangu na vile ni mzito! mariam
Av bn married 4one yr.Hez gaining weight n maina u knw the kitambi bng a pivot on me that puts me off! Namuona akiwa naked sometimes nakimbia kwa choo nitapike! n the longest he cn go is 4mins!he rols over n snores.nkt! I normally just sit and stare at his kathing vile kamekunjika naskia huzuni.
Yes! I hate my husband of 23 years he eats like a big pig! Kitambi kama ya ngombe! Yeye huleta food kutoka fridge ili akule kwa bedroom usiku. Na bonoko ni kama yesu. Bado nangoja irudi.
Morning Maina? Can you imagine comng home 5pm and ur wife in nities with a stocking on, matiti hunging kama socks, the hse is dirty and the bed is not even made. Why not stay away get drunk and come at 3am and find this monster asleep. Ubaya nakuja nimelewa and see her thing juu amelala fuaa and she doesnt shave. She makes me sick!
Hey Maina and Kingangi,i use to treat my huby like a king,gave him all the fredom and happiness in the world but u know how he repayed,he left me and now he's living with an old woman whom you Maina know.He left me with a kid of 11/2yrs.
Maina, my man is always at home early. What is the formula for sending him away? Every time I pass him, he wants s*x. Its too much! Take him with you to your bar. Ill even pay you.
- And on todays topic on doing it with in-laws, here are some texts.
Me i do it every 9te 4 de last 3month wid my bro-in-law iam 18 i dont like it coz ihv ma boyfriend in coast n ihv never s*xed wid him I dont know wat 2do AT
Maina my real mother has been molesting me. Niliamka nikamukuta akininyonya. Who can I report to? Steve
MAINA NOT OUR DAD ALOME. AV BIN HAVING AFFAIR WITH MA ELDER BRO NA TUMEZAA A BABY BOY. TOO MUCH ATTACHED N NONE OF US IS MARIED.HE REALY SATIFIES ME s*xUALLY
Hi maina. Salimia kingangi.am a 39 yr old father of 3 daughters. the oldest is a s*xually aroused person & is trying to convince me to bed her! I dont know what to do. Nimemchapa nab ado ankuja bedroom akiwa uchi.
Hey Maina pliz help me cos i found out that am datng my half bro. na ninaexpect! help. Brenda
- And a karandom one
My wife is so dull, every time I try some positions all I get is 'Baba nani, usiniharibu huko nyuma!' na dada yake ananicheki. *
demarco 27.07.11 - 01:52pm
uuuuiiiiii *
swrykay 27.07.11 - 02:53pm
Ok.Now im shocked beyond reply *
chickdy 27.07.11 - 03:05pm
Wtf? Wa!am totally shocked!thank God i dont listen to radio.but 2 of those smses cracked me up.ile ya hubby kunyora kwa kabati na ile ya mariam anaogopa hubby atadedi during s*x coz of being overweight!hahaha... Mmmhh *
chickdy 27.07.11 - 03:09pm
But i gotta say,women have become very promiscous & desperate.. *
jerem_y 27.07.11 - 03:52pm
Ur a ing genius timo..now this is what im talkin bowt.daymmm!!! *
dragonn 27.07.11 - 04:26pm
*DEAD!* *
chckann 27.07.11 - 04:54pm
Hehe.True,chickdy..proof z that one sayn she gets screwed twice before gettng home...and many more..waah.me im still suprised *
antoh 27.07.11 - 06:50pm
hahaha.Wakenya wanataka maombi..lyk seriously! *
kkitombi 27.07.11 - 07:30pm
kali sana. *
shawtie 27.07.11 - 08:15pm
LOL,LOL *faint* *
felixxo 27.07.11 - 08:27pm
Pple are busy sleeping with their pastops,mipango za sideways... *
brayyo 27.07.11 - 08:31pm
Ati ..bonoko yake ni yesu,nangoja irudi....(juu ya kitambi)hahahahaha.ehh my ribs..For once uv crakd me up timotheo.kip it up *
craig.me 27.07.11 - 08:37pm
kenyan women are seriously s*xually starved.Ni kuficha tu wanafichanga *
stivo9 27.07.11 - 08:40pm
Pretenders na vigeugeu ndio wengi hii Kenya *
njo.ro 27.07.11 - 08:53pm
Even Ciku gets weird calls.Last week wednesday i heard of one of this woman sayin how her husband had a small dck and how hafeelingi kitu.Then ciku went on to advice her to tell her husband to start l*ckin her pssy & she shld strt buyin and vibrators.This lewd nasty convrsation lasted almost 7 mins.Saa hiyo ni 5pm.Mat imejaa watu na watoi wa shule....balaa tupu! *
300000ax 27.07.11 - 09:01pm
Pwahahahaha!! OMG...OMG...OMG..!!! i mean, does ol dose thingz rilly happen in kenyan soil??? i'v bn actuali 30min down da floor laughin wen i read abwt diz lady who sleeps wid her neighbour's son, again wid a teaboy @ work and as if dat not enough, da machanic as well....! and her huzzy wont notice anythin afta all..!!!.,LOLEST..! *
chickdy 27.07.11 - 09:11pm
Kenyans r obsessed with s*x.its so overrated.hehe.. *
muchiiri 27.07.11 - 09:30pm
Ati my husband comes home too early.Na anaambia Maina to take him along to drink.hahaha *
babayao 28.07.11 - 01:55pm
I didnt know incest was this rampant in Kenya. *
frasha 28.07.11 - 06:26pm
And ull find these same burgers in the church choir and the church committee *
msechu 28.07.11 - 07:06pm
Dunia kapasuka pasu pasu *
hewolf 28.07.11 - 08:04pm
That one of the wife drinking imenijazz..hata me nashuku alilala na huyo watchie *
spidboy 28.07.11 - 08:16pm
Big up timo ur stl making my day *
mrkceaa 28.07.11 - 08:32pm
God for one and us all,but i hav 2 admit,nimecheka chek chek chek *
pitarapa 29.07.11 - 08:21am
Shieett *
kamah 29.07.11 - 02:06pm
Timo,round 2 zikitokea usisahau kutuwekea..poa? *
chriskee 29.07.11 - 03:42pm
Wea exactly did u get it timo? *
wm2m3 29.07.11 - 03:55pm
Hands up if uve bookmarked this topic..hotstuff!! *
msechu 29.07.11 - 07:02pm
Mine r up *
kkitombi 29.07.11 - 07:22pm
I bookmarked it jana *
whiyzkid 29.07.11 - 08:04pm
Still Lauging My in A** Off
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g.kay 30.07.11 - 06:03am
Ooooooh my!! *
