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Subject: Worst break-up lines
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chckann 15.07.11 - 03:18pm
Hav 2 admit,i got ths frm anthr group..just wanna mke a crazy comparison....Share some of the worst break-up lines uve been told b4..eg.its not u,its me *
muchai9 15.07.11 - 03:43pm
(back in primo class 6) haki umekataa kunibuyia icecone?sawa tu.Kwenda.Na usiniongeleshe tena! *
demarco 15.07.11 - 03:47pm
Its over.Btw,ur bro s better than you...karibu nifaint *
mtikubwa 15.07.11 - 04:25pm
mff,mff.Give me back my car keys(sugarmmy back in campo) *
kichwah 15.07.11 - 04:34pm
She was my 2 week gf on 2go.After a hot steamy s*x chat,she typed;'brb gotta pee'..never came bck again.I was deleted pap! *
tarwiz 15.07.11 - 04:45pm
Your dad said he thinks im hot and its creeping me out. *
spidboy 15.07.11 - 04:51pm
I love u so much,i want to marry you,have your beautiful children,..not exactly a break up line but i disappeared ka pesa za Ongeri *
oboya 15.07.11 - 05:18pm
The worst has to be the silent ones.Zile they dont answer ur calls,reply ur texts hadi u painfully jitoa from her life. *
aliyahh3 15.07.11 - 05:24pm
Im too old for you *
g.kay 15.07.11 - 05:30pm
Am konfused. I hav another gal aside n i knt choose between u n this other gal..si u help me choose.. *
jerem_y 15.07.11 - 05:51pm
I dont think this is going anywhere..yeah right,she just wants her p***y to go everywhere *
maciey 15.07.11 - 06:03pm
Im inlove with another woman *
stivo9 15.07.11 - 06:07pm
It was all in her introduction;stivo,id like you to meet my bestfriend sheila.Sheila,this is stivo,my ex *
brayyo 15.07.11 - 06:37pm
Hun i think its time we had a talk,
I dont like this pretence game that we r both putting on,
we r taking eachother 4 granted and u hav bekam cheap kama bob,
U no longer take me out and when u do hutaki kuspend on us more than a sok,
kwani what do u take me for,
U think im the type u can kalia and misuse as if im a choo?,
I gat class,pride and swagg which apparently hasnt rubbed off onto yore,
Im tired of kulaing madondo na ugali saucer kwa mama mwngi,
Im the type that eats minced meat,xpensive veal meat with spagetti,
Oh yeah with a lil bit of Jack Daniels or smirnoff ice to teremsha food,
I dont know why i thot ud be the guy of my drms,handsome and cool,
Its simple brayo nataka break-up,
And dont think there'll be a make-up after the break-up,so dont call-me-up,show up in my keja and in ur brain,u shuld W-E-K-A,
these words,between us,its over,forever.
*
rispian 15.07.11 - 07:00pm
I didnt believe it arri 'i had a dream that im supposed to remain single' ..lyk.WTF?! *
hewolf 15.07.11 - 07:12pm
Unanitreat poa sana.Its actually fattening.I need to lose weight so im leaving *
man.key 15.07.11 - 08:05pm
My ex just came back from the states...(haki kyuk chics) *
otosh 15.07.11 - 08:24pm
Its not your kid.Ni ya Mike *mtu wa kuuza mei* *
kalonje 15.07.11 - 08:30pm
You were my practice,now im ready 4 the real thing *
mimzi 15.07.11 - 08:33pm
Kila time unakuwnga tu job *
ezohh 15.07.11 - 08:58pm
I must be losing my eyesight coz i just cant see us 2gether *
sherry2 16.07.11 - 08:50am
My budget daent luk gud.Its either...'rave'.. or..'love'...one's got to go *
hellen 16.07.11 - 09:59am
'U r way toooo suweeet bby,i nid some gurl whoz in bitter az dat sudaneze herb..watz it name again??yeah dat 1......bcoz i gat my fearz of gettin diabetes i mean diabetez getting me!!!' *
marynjok 16.07.11 - 11:48am
I thot i told u i was polygamous *
miksonko 16.07.11 - 01:03pm
Pole baby but when i think of u with another chic,im happy..nkt! *
tobiko 16.07.11 - 02:06pm
I just dont love you the way you love me *
mboorefu 16.07.11 - 02:58pm
Sitaki uwaste all ur money on v*agra..yea she was a real s*x demon;i waz 17 she was 26 *
hildaah 16.07.11 - 06:00pm
I cant do this anymore,can we still have s*x though?.;-This one i gave a big slap! True stry! *
shiiru 16.07.11 - 06:50pm
hehehe.Once a minnie,alwayz a minnie.U strted early i see.hihi *
hildaah 16.07.11 - 07:07pm
U know im naht the type 2 be served cr*p and backdown...hav 2 logout,im rushing somwhre.We still on kesho rite? *
shiiru 16.07.11 - 07:42pm
yea.nyc tym hun *
pitarapa 16.07.11 - 08:01pm
I need sometime to sort out things by myself,,yeah.you go do that,you in piece of s**t...hehe sijui why men we just have 2 curse aftr being dumped *
vuvuzla 16.07.11 - 08:35pm
Youre fired.Jobo flings apan taka tena *
joan46 16.07.11 - 09:01pm
Utashinda umeninyiiima,kwani im dating a nun? *
bonoko 16.07.11 - 09:32pm
My parents will kill me if they found out ur not muslim *
prof.dr 17.07.11 - 12:37pm
The thesis is we're breaking down.The antithesis is to fix it up.The synthesis is...we're breaking up. *
waiganjo 17.07.11 - 02:07pm
I need tym av discovered my future *
tekwane 18.07.11 - 06:02pm
Afta i ordered a cup of espresso(how waz i to know kahawa doesnt just come in two that z black n white)..so afta havin the worst tasting coffee eva..i call the chic later n she tellz me''am sorry but tz not u tz the coffee''..n the line went dead.. *
tekwane 18.07.11 - 06:13pm
''tekwane am pregnant but dont worry am taking full responsibility''afta hearing that am on the nxt bus to my uncles place n the middle of no where not my face n features to be up 4 comparison with the kid...bt shock afta 9 months hakuna mtoi *
