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Subject: ONLY IN KENYA :)
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4ohh4 1.08.10 - 10:20am
Niaje Ka we ni Mkenya! 
to this word game wid only one rule that is anytime u reply ur post must begin wid the phrase ....ONLY IN KENYA...
cmon twende! lets have fun! *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 10:22am
Only in kenya do you get the only african woman with a nobel peace prize... See its easy! 
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scyela 1.08.10 - 10:36am
Only in Kenya do you find the white rhinos *
ezkiel 1.08.10 - 10:43am
Only in Kenya...do u go free when u steal billions but are stoned to death when u steal a small chicken.. *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 10:47am
only in kenya do you find guyz drinkin booze till they go blind rem..hata mkizima lights bado 2takunywa.. *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 10:52am
Only in kenya do get a countrywide power outage *
scyela 1.08.10 - 11:07am
Only in kenya...do you find 24 hour cable vandalists *
scyela 1.08.10 - 11:12am
Only in kenya will you take a nyamachoma wid beer for supper *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 11:36am
(lmao2) Only in kenya do you pata a grandy still pri schoolin *
hottie2 1.08.10 - 11:40am
Do u find kojoaring kando the road...then go and greet a chick wid that dirty hand.Yuucck!!! *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 11:49am
Only in Kenya...do you pata mutura 
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scyela 1.08.10 - 12:38pm
Only in kenya... Lamu do watu luv donkeys soo much that the only ndai around is that ya dc *
drizie 1.08.10 - 05:30pm
Its only in Kenya.. where babies especially luo babies are named after recent,popular events/people e.g. Referendum Onyango Yes,.....Ocampo Otieno Obama. *
drizie 1.08.10 - 05:30pm
Its only in Kenya.. where babies especially luo babies are named after recent,popular events/people e.g. Referendum Onyango Yes,.....Ocampo Otieno Obama. *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 06:42pm only in kenya ndio no browsing cheat works 
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4ohh4 1.08.10 - 06:47pm only in kenya do u get the dopest eastafrican gospel jamz *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 06:58pm
Only in kenya... Do you get the one n only eastafrican rock band kamata cables 2b exact..... *
4ohh4 1.08.10 - 07:05pm
only in kenya...do you see vuvuzelaz at a political campaign... *
chickdy 1.08.10 - 08:25pm
Only in kenya do u get pple by the roadside,either a) waiting 4 sumthin interesting or tragic 2 happen, or b) staring hrs afta an incident/ accident that happened. *
fixar 1.08.10 - 08:35pm
Where passengers buckle their seatbelts ONLY when they see the traffic police *
chickdy 2.08.10 - 08:29am
Only in kenya do u c some starving/hunger stricken locals askin 4 help in terms of food donations yet the same starving pple own/keep chicken n other livestock! *go figure!* *
kenrrazy 2.08.10 - 02:15pm
Only in Kenya do peaceful demonstrations end in deaths nd bloodshed. *
4ohh4 2.08.10 - 02:38pm
only in kenya do firefighters fail to fight a fire inside their own firefighting station *
bertoz 4.08.10 - 10:30am
Only in Kenya do u count 50,000 votes in a poll station of 20,000 registered voters. *
kenyann 4.08.10 - 02:14pm
Only in Kenya are corruption scandals forgotten after 1week of being highlighted in the media. *
scyela 8.08.10 - 01:57pm
Only in kenya do flashers dial long enough for ur 4ne 2 light up and get a peek at the caller, and thats it! The worst thing is when u call back and they say nilikua tu nakusalimia. *
4ohh4 10.08.10 - 10:58am
only in kenya do you load a boda hivi.........
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4ohh4 10.08.10 - 11:13am
only in kenya---------- do you ride on a psv this awesome..........
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4ohh4 10.08.10 - 11:18am
only in kenya do you get to see makmende swagg hivi/////////////////
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kenyann 10.08.10 - 12:48pm
Weh 4ohh,stop copy pasting my uploded pics....hahaha.justkiddng dude. *
4ohh4 11.08.10 - 07:07pm
haha awesum pix btw kenyann *
chickdy 7.10.10 - 06:33am
Hey only in kenya do u find city council workers or any other contractor 1) digging up holes on roads or footpaths or 2)removing manhole lids n leaving dangerous gaping holes full of dirt or sewage open,without a care that people might fall into these holes! *
chickdy 17.05.11 - 07:36pm
Only in kenya do u find people coming out after u die or win a fortune,and claim 2 b ur father,wife,kids etc..and want 2 b part of the family.. Am talking abt this mzee who has come out 2 claim he is samuel wanjiru's father. The guy needs 2 b pelted! *
otongolo 17.05.11 - 10:26pm
haha.very funny chickdy.Hii story imekuwa complicated sana.Sasa masa yake anadai triza njeri,tha 1st wyf ndio aliuwa sammy by hitting him on the head with a metal object thats why kulikuwa na stains za damu kwa bathroom na sttng room.Amedisown triza na ameendorse mary waceke as the only legal wife *
slyr0x 7.07.11 - 07:39pm
only n kenya wl u fynd a 24yr old lass wd a manyanga shosho 4hs gf,yt da sem lass wl hv guts 2syah! huyo ni mamangu *
evehawa 8.07.11 - 11:14pm
only in kenya do we vote in MPs,complain abt them all their term thru and stil vote them back in.msscheew.. *
g.kay 11.07.11 - 07:14am
Only in Kenya do politicianz attack their rivalz wit wordz n askin pple 4 votes during funeralz *
g.kay 11.07.11 - 07:17am
..only in Kenya do u hav to release just one song in ur entire life to be kald a celeb *
martoh3 11.07.11 - 08:06pm
Is the word 'pap' used as an abbreviation in a sentence *
ezohh 11.07.11 - 09:44pm
Only in Kenya do we have offers for food eg.barbeque fest @ mamba vllge last sato-all the meat u can eat(if u missed ulihata xum wicked nyake),cake festival,terrific tuesday... *
nyeti 15.07.11 - 12:51pm
r condoms washed and hanged kwa line after usage *
lunngula 20.07.11 - 08:41am
lights go off in the middle of a KPLC advert *
jalango 29.07.11 - 01:17pm
Its only in kenya pple buy dawa ya mende instead of sumu ya mende..then u wonder,ni mende inaumwa na kichwa inabuyiwa dawa ama wanataka kuiua?!? *
filifulu 31.07.11 - 01:39pm
Only in kenya do u find people aping european culture. Mzee hajui kusoma gazeti na bado ananunua sijui kuangalia cartoons *
madtrax 31.07.11 - 05:19pm
Only in kenya do we have a superhero(Makmende)who has no superpowers at all.Only a big afro and karate moves *
antoh 1.08.11 - 08:09pm
Only in kenya does the government deny people are dying of hunger even when its shown kwa tv *
jerem_y 2.08.11 - 04:09pm
Its only in Kenya wea kutazama Citizen Tv ni kutazama chapaa *
muchai9 3.08.11 - 04:47pm
Only in kenya can lawyers wear shades,bling and dreads to court..swagg(jaribu hii sudan,libya or UG) *
brayyo 4.08.11 - 01:56pm
Its only in Kenya whea ua make-up will drench on ur face if u dont have Galsheet Resincot...yea,hata ka una umberella!!! *
msechu 4.08.11 - 04:35pm
only in kenya do the filthy rich wear pajamas.Jamaas wear only boxers to bed & chics put on big t-shirts to bed *
madtrax 10.08.11 - 08:13pm
An interview,hata ya job ya kuosha gari is called vetting *
